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Instead of paying $1 for a bookmark, you could just use the dollar as a bookmark.
you could just pee anyehere
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this adorable little baby girl just looked at me and said “mama?” what a dumbass
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… i wrote ‘naruto selection’ instead of ‘natural selection’ on my biology homework.
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